Life is so much better after having sex.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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