Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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