The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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