Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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