Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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