I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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