Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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