Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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