He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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