You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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