He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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