if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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