Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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