I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.