WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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