Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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