he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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