If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm both gender and math confused
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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