wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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