Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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