pop tarts are not kleenex
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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