their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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