Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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