Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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