went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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