no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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