How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
and she was petting her beer can
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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