quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
only you would photoshop your dick
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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