hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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