Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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