The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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