Don't you send me to vm
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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