So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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