They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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