ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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