the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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