I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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