Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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