jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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