Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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