i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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