My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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