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I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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