I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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