nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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