what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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