When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Alive.
So much puke
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
