This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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