if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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