we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
