Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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