can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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