other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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