omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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