ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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