Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
