Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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