That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My dad just said "fuck circus"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
