Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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